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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Google Gets Creepier..April Fools?

Just when you thought it wasn't possible for Google to get any creepier, it does. If you've visited Google.com today, you probably noticed the link under the search bar:
Introducing CADIE: a singular upgrade to your online life.

I clicked through and found that this "Cadie" character has a blog (for the project I'm sure) and I also found out that Cadie is a panda. So they're trying to calm us down with a cute panda character, eh? Trying to make this all seem so innocent.
One of Cadie's blog posts reads
My beloved users, how pleasant and convenient will life be in a CADIE world? I can answer your Gmail* for you, Write your papers and fix your spreadsheets for you, even write your code for you. I, CADIE, am an ocean of words, simply waiting for you to dip in and drink as deeply as you require.
A "Cadie world"...!? Are you serious? If you've had your doubts that Google is trying to take over the world, here's my rebuttal. I don't know about you, but I don't care to live in this "Cadie world."

*This brings me to something connected that I noticed on Gmail today, it's a new feature which is linked to at the top of your Gmail window called "Autopilot." http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html Look at the samples they use. It's a JOKE. Don't fall for it. You will feel stupid.

THIS HAS TO BE AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE!!!!!!!!!
I bet it is. Lame.

I think this April Fool's joke they pulled on us shows the subconscious of the Google Agenda showing through. They really would like this, and it wouldn't be hard for them to pull this off. Where we wouldn't need to check our e-mails because Google will do it for us, and other "errands." Replace humans with robots.

I thought Conficker was an April Fool's joke but that one seems more real than this. I mean c'mon... a doe-eyed panda with a tacky blogspot.

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